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Here’s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas.
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SaleFestive B*tch.
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Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly.
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Welcome to my cult bridal party.
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To the dad who always shows up—this candle is for you.
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This candle is lit—just like you should be on your birthday.
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This candle burns as bright as my love for you. Marry me?
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Smells like, 'I love how we don’t need to say it out loud that I’m your favorite child.'
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Smells like loyalty, wisdom, and all those garage projects.
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Smells like forever with you. Will you marry me?
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Smells like dad vibes and everything I love about you.
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Smells like dad jokes, love, and a little bit of BBQ.
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Sleighing it since 1990-something.
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Santa smells like this—I swear.
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Santa called—he’s jealous of your impeccable taste (and this candle).
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Merry Christmas B*tch.
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Merry and a little messy.
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Light this when you’re ready to celebrate you.
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Light this when you need to feel like a boss.
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Light this and say yes—because I can’t say ‘I do’ without you.
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It’s giving world’s best Mum.
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It’s giving world’s best Dad.
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SaleIt’s giving wifey.
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It’s giving pregnant.
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It’s giving maid of honour.
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It smells f*ucking Christmasy in here.
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Holy shit! You’re a homeowner now—don’t burn this place down.
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Happy birthday! This smells like your fabulous future.
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Congrats, adulting successfully! Here’s a candle to celebrate.
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Congrats on surviving another year of being fabulous.
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Cheers to your new house smelling amazing (thanks to me).
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Cap, gown, and a whole lot of fabulous. The future called—it’s obsessed with you!
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Birthdays smell better with this burning (and cake, obviously).
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Being a dad is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly.
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Because nothing says festive like panic and wine.
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Because no matter how old you get, you’re still my boy.
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