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Calm down, tinsel tits.
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Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire.
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SaleFestive B*tch.
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Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine.
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Only hoes can smell this candle.
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Because nothing says festive like panic and wine.
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Sleighing it since 1990-something.
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I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that We’d Be Besties.
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It smells f*ucking Christmasy in here.
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Merry and a little messy.
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Merry Christmas B*tch.
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My last f*ck, oh look.. it’s on fire.
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Santa called—he’s jealous of your impeccable taste (and this candle).
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Santa smells like this—I swear.
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